Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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