You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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