Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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