Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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