Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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