Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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