I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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