The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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