I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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