It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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