like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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