Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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