i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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