It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I have aggressive nipples.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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