You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
well you can't waste a boner
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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