Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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