oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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