so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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