I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
