i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize