so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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