she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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