Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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