apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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