Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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