so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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