Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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