Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
