I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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