I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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