Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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