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Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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