i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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