she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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