i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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