dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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