Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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