Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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