that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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