Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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