Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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