tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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