I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Having a random hookup so left but love u
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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