RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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