What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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