omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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