their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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