Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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