Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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