I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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