No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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