definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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